Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
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i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
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Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
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