Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
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That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
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You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
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