Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
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I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
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must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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