Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
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She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
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I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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