everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
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He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
I ACCIDENTALLY HOOKED UP WITH A GUY WHO HAS A NICHOLAS CAGE POSTER ABOVE HIS BED I CANT HANDLE LIFE.
The universe is either telling you 1. you make terrible decisions or 2. its time to let go of your hatred of Cage.
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
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You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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