She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
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As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
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I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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