We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
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I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
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I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
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