he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
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I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
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We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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