You were right, I'm so drunk and I want to eat the shit out of my vanilla cupcake candle it smells delish
Experience is the best teacher
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
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I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
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Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
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