from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
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She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
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I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I AM VODKA MAN
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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