i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
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It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
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Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
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