I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
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Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
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My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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