The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
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Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
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I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
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