: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
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high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
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I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
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