i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
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nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
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I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
We're too hungover to prance.
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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