I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
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i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
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Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
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