I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
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gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
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my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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