I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
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There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
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I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
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