Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
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I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
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I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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