the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
Randomize