what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
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We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
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You had me at "let me see your balls"
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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