Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
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I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
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I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
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