He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
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Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
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Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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