Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
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so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
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He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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