porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
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I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
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You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
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