You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
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I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
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I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
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