return my video game
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
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You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
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This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
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