South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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