yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
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We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
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I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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