I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
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Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
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He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
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