i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
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