i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
My mom just told me that the key to a successful marriage is never seeing your partner take a shit.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
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If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
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I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
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