question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
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we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
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She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
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