just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
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Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
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Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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