farters have to be the big spoon...
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
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Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
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Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
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