there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
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who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
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Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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