...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
i don't like sucking hair
i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
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his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
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if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
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