Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
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My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
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I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
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