she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
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you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
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Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
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