i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
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What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
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I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
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