the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
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whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
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There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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