Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
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I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
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Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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