I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
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Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
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If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
They have beer where we have blood.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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