why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
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just got booed by the entire restaurant.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
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It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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