Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
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This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
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He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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