What a fucking waste of an outfit
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
Randomize
