I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
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Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
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