I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Why on earth are you answering my texts promptly? Thought for certain you'd be caught up in some ridiculous orgy by this time.
I'm that good.
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
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its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
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I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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