I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
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I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
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He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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