Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
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I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
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In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
Never underestimate the power of titties
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Randomize