This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
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After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
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I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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